September 29, 2016

“Don’t Look At WikiLeaks, Fellow Jackasses! Keep Those Blinders on!”

With these constant WikiLeaks disclosures of racist and anti-Gay slurs, sexism, outright lies, cronyism and crooked dealings, the Democrats have a major problem with keeping the troop’s morale up as more and more comes out.

So interim DNC chief Donna Brazile has a solution…don’t look! Stay away from the eee-vil Wikileaks and remain in blissful ignorance!

She said the hack was “carried out by the Russians” (no real proof of that,by the way) and since of course Donald Trump is a Russian agent and the font of all evil, even reading or downloading this foul heresy could infect your computer with malware so insidious, so destructive that it will explode and blind you forever more.

(Read the rest)