EXCLUSIVE: Nancy Pelosi, “Kavanaugh and the NRA Electrocuted My Elephant.”

J. Scott Applewhite, AP
J. Scott Applewhite, AP

Nancy Pelosi EXCLUSIVE:

Photo Credit: Brett Kavanaugh
Photo Credit: Brett Kavanaugh
Photo Credit: Brett Kavanaugh
Photo Credit: Brett Kavanaugh

In an emotional news conference today, US House Speaker Nancy Pelosi revealed when US Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh “…was in Cub Scouts, he and a bunch from the NRA came around and electrocuted my elephent (sic)…I will never vote for him.

“Oh…and he hurtfully bragged he would one day ‘grab the ass of Christine Blasey Ford.’”

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