STOP THE PRESSES! “Eric Swalwell Denies Emitting Massive Fart on MSNBC!”

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Stalwell Farts!

THIS IS WHAT SO-CALLED, “JOURNALISM” IN AMERICA HAS COME TO, in 2019. The minutest Tweets, Twitters, Facebookings, Writing, analyses, and a lot more.

A Presidential candidate “ALLEGEDLY” farted.

ALLEGED NEWS! NEWS! NEWS!

“Democrats’ efforts to impeach President Donald Trump are going over with the public like a juicy, wet fart.

“Seriously. Such wind was broken live on MSNBC on Monday night on the eve of the Democrats’ next round of impeachment hearings on Tuesday, where a Democrat Congressman helping lead the charge for impeachment was being interviewed by a network host. Then, mid-interview, a loud fart broke out on air.”

Breitbart

(What allegedly happens if you don’t allegedly say, “allegedly” anymore? Does Social Media get on your case, call you “racist,” get you fired, and destroy your life?)

This headline (above) seems to be all that remains of a once-great Democrat Party. The party of JFK, of Hubert Humphrey, Daniel Moynihan, Harry S. Truman, and others. All that remains now are clowns, liars, psychopaths, Communists, Propagandists, and Totalitarians.

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Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter – images.thestar.com

So…there’s nothing really left to write about. How many times can a conscientious analyst write about Democrat lies, bullsh’t, and Hollywood-scripted make-believe socialist Reality?

Why Write about it? Why politely chronicle it? Why treat evil or deranged Democrats as if they were sacrosanct? Why these Marquis of Queensbury Rules of “ethical” boxing?

IT SEEMS TO ME: THERE’S REALLY ONLY ONE MAIN MESSAGE THAT NEEDS TO BE REPORTED. AND IT’S THE EXACT SAME MESSAGE EVERY, SINGLE TIME THE DEMS FLING THEIR LYING SH’T AT THE WALL….

Democrats and Leftists have nothing–other than their own sh’t, to throw at us: at Democracy, Freedom, Truth, Justice, Trump, and the American Way.

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Democrats have sunk to the bottom of their pig pond–and just throw whatever sh’t they grab hold of–every day, and every night, to see if it maybe sticks to anything. As in Trump.

This is utter, shameless Democrat desperation, born of Terrified Democrat Desperation.

Because the Democrats–among them, Pelosi, Schiff, Clapper, Comey, Clinton, Brenner, and all others sucking off the tit of the Deep State– feel spiked walls closing in upon them. Because Punishment is said to be coming. And they know it.

Desperately–Democrats know they must discredit or remove Donald Trump before his Magical, Sh’t Disruption Ray Can melt them!

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But, Democrats have gotten so good at throwing sh’t, that deranged, communist followers and dreamy watchers of TV, actually BELIEVE them.

And deluded haters and idealists can not WAIT to vote for the Democrat of their “choice”–ANY Democrat Leftist who might be “nominated.”

Anybody at all.

Many “Voters” pray it will be the current President of Mexico, or the President of China, Iran, Cuba, or the beautiful Michelle Obama, or the scintillating Hillary Clinton, or the massive genius of Señor Butt Gig–you know, the gay guy–or even a housebroken mastiff, if offered.

Whomever.

Democrats will vote Democrat. It doesn’t matter for Whom.

Every “registered” voter, every dead person still on the rolls, every illegal alien, or pissed off meth-user. Every person with a gripe, “identity,” special protection, a leftist agenda, or totalitarian goal. They will all vote.

Additional “votes” will be “harvested,” by Democrats–as needed–wherever they are found. In school desks, in closets, under beds, in car trunks, warehouses, filing cabinets, or just laying around “uncounted.”

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Or Democrats might just disrupt the elections entirely, and declare them null and void–“RESIST El Trump.”

Democrats will continue to lie, cheat, steal, subvert, and stage, their public coup d’etat.

While Republicans in Congress and the Senate sit with their thumbs up their ass and do–what? Nothing? Follow polite rules of boxing–Marquis of Queensbury rules.

“You think that’s air you’re breathing?” (The Matrix,. 1999.)

Nothing you do will matter. It’s a falsified “Reality,” Neo.

Democrats will not accept a loss–they can’t. To lose is to be obliterated. This is the “game” they have set up for themselves and Trump. In the end, there can be only one.

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Morpheus The Matrix quotes:

“The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work… when you go to church… when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth. “Neo: What truth? “Morpheus: That you are a slave, Neo. Like everyone else you were born into bondage. Into a prison that you cannot taste or see or touch. A prison for your mind.” ― Morpheus The Matrix (1999)

Welcome to the Land Of Oz, pilgrim.

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