If the news is getting you down, I have a video that will provide a true moment of warmth and laughter in your life, as only a baby sloth can.
When I was in high school, a place awash in energetic clubs, a friend and I came up with the idea of forming a club for lazy people. We would call in “The Sloth Club,” and its motto would be “Make Haste Slowly.” Unsurprisingly, we never got around to forming the club officially. Still, I’ve always had a soft spot for sloths. That may be why I found this video so incredibly endearing: