WHY BIDEN IS BEST FOR AMERICA AND WHY I’M VOTING FOR HIM.

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OPINION: JEFFREY A. FRIEDBERG

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WHY?

First off, Biden knows Obama. I mean, like, he fricking KNOWS Obama personally.

Second, the entire Corn Pop Incident proves beyond doubt that Obama is the right Guy. Not only does it establish for all time that he is Not racist (like Trump), but that he has the street smarts to deal with Putin, the Chinese, the Iranians, and all other dictators (unlike Trump.)

Further, the way Biden recently handled a “farmer,” by correctly calling him “fat,” and immediately challenging him to a pushup contest, further proves that he is wise and fair as Solomon in all matters, but tough as they come.

Had Biden actually done the pushups he would have slaughtered the fat farmer.

Okay, so Maybe Biden has a couple hair plugs, but they look great, and only Obama sees the back of his head.

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“Joe?” – “Yes, Barry?” – “What’s that hard thing rubbing against my groin?” – “It’s just me, Barry.”

Okay, and maybe he has false teeth…and a little plastic surgery, but…Everybody does that at his age.

I mean…at his stage in life.

Oh…I mean….

BUT HEY!

When Biden trolls Trump (Evil Incarnate), by pretending to not know where he is while on the campaign trail–that is, oh, too funny, I know right! :)

He really gets Trump and all Trump’s fellow White Supremest Buddies going.

I mean…

Hahahahahah! Right?

Oh, and the women!

Women can NOT keep their hands OFF of Biden. No Way!

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Wotta Guy, appealing to all types of womens. People…um…female persons. Persons identifying as females?

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“Hey, Chip.” – “Yeah, Bob?” – “We get this old basterd outside, later, we beat the shit out of him, okay?” – “You got it, Bob.”

Finally, one of my top reasons for voting “Biden, 2020”–other than to save the World from Adolph Trump–is:

Biden wears Ray-Bans©.

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Need I say more?

I mean–NEED I SAY MORE?

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This has been satire.

Humor :)

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About Jeffrey A. Friedberg, AMAZON THRILLERS AUTHOR 263 Articles
As an Amazon author at, CLICK!: AMAZON , and blogger, does Friedberg want to be described as only "a serious observer," a "respectable, civil cataloger of the times, one who should be quoted and spoken of as a competent gatherer of polite, intelligent opinion? 'No, I want to get a Message out---past reported liars in the corrupt MSM and political ruling class. To me, the era of polite chit-chat seems over—so I might not be polite. Yet, I am still constrained to be, non-offensive, by which only the Right seems constrained. BEWARE democrat magical' distractions and red herrings! '"- Friedberg was a South Philly, Licensed Private Eye for 35 years in Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and Delaware. He was a Court-qualified Expert Witness. He had a DOD clearance. He has a university BA, and training in Soviet and Nazi propaganda techniques; also, their infrastructure. He did deep cover and organized crime investigations. His company of 125 handled nuclear plant security screening. As a Private Eye he represented States, the Philly DA's Office, police departments, Industry, and other. He was a martial artist in various disciplines. He was an Internet SEO guru in the 1990’s. He was an AOL Internet Consultant. He was an Internet investigator. Friedberg says, "In this directionless Era where everything is reportedly 'gray,' or 'debatable,' or 'open to polite question,' and, 'Being old as the hills.' I still have opinions." ---Favored Quotes: 1.) "Gird up thy loins now like a man...Cast abroad the rage of thy wrath: and behold every one that is proud, and abase him." (Job 40:7&11) - 2.) "My own line of reasoning is to myself as straight and clear as a ray of light…Let them call me rebel---and welcome, I feel no concern from it...." (Thomas Paine) - FRIEDBERG WEBSITE: CLICK!