WHY BIDEN IS BEST FOR AMERICA AND WHY I’M VOTING FOR HIM.

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OPINION: JEFFREY A. FRIEDBERG

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WHY?

First off, Biden knows Obama. I mean, like, he fricking KNOWS Obama personally.

Second, the entire Corn Pop Incident proves beyond doubt that Obama is the right Guy. Not only does it establish for all time that he is Not racist (like Trump), but that he has the street smarts to deal with Putin, the Chinese, the Iranians, and all other dictators (unlike Trump.)

Further, the way Biden recently handled a “farmer,” by correctly calling him “fat,” and immediately challenging him to a pushup contest, further proves that he is wise and fair as Solomon in all matters, but tough as they come.

Had Biden actually done the pushups he would have slaughtered the fat farmer.

Okay, so Maybe Biden has a couple hair plugs, but they look great, and only Obama sees the back of his head.

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“Joe?” – “Yes, Barry?” – “What’s that hard thing rubbing against my groin?” – “It’s just me, Barry.”

Okay, and maybe he has false teeth…and a little plastic surgery, but…Everybody does that at his age.

I mean…at his stage in life.

Oh…I mean….

BUT HEY!

When Biden trolls Trump (Evil Incarnate), by pretending to not know where he is while on the campaign trail–that is, oh, too funny, I know right! :)

He really gets Trump and all Trump’s fellow White Supremest Buddies going.

I mean…

Hahahahahah! Right?

Oh, and the women!

Women can NOT keep their hands OFF of Biden. No Way!

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Wotta Guy, appealing to all types of womens. People…um…female persons. Persons identifying as females?

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“Hey, Chip.” – “Yeah, Bob?” – “We get this old basterd outside, later, we beat the shit out of him, okay?” – “You got it, Bob.”

Finally, one of my top reasons for voting “Biden, 2020”–other than to save the World from Adolph Trump–is:

Biden wears Ray-Bans©.

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Need I say more?

I mean–NEED I SAY MORE?

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This has been satire.

Humor :)

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About Jeffrey A. Friedberg, A VIEW FROM THE STREET: Quick, impolite, and to the point.... 460 Articles
A VIEW FROM THE STREET: "...you displayed a good sense of perspective for...events that had already taken place—as well as accurate insight into those still remaining...." T.R. Harris, THE HUMAN CHRONICLES SAGA. --- Does ex-Private Eye, Jeffrey A. Friedberg, want to be described as, "a serious observer," a "respectable, civil cataloger of the times," or, as a competent gatherer of "polite, intelligent opinion?" He says, "No, because, I'M OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER THE REAL AMERICA. And, I want to get a Message out---past any commie liars infesting the corrupt MSM and political ruling class. To me, the era of polite chit-chat is over—so I might not be polite. BEWARE of democrat ('magical') distractions and red herrings. Because it seems to me that some Democrat politicians are mere, scum liberals, lusting for personalized power, wealth, dominance, Control, and the concomitant destruction of America. It seems to me that some can be natural-born liars, thieves, murderers, and no-good, rotten bastards. (I have to watch what I say and how I say it--or they might 'come for me!'"