HEY, “COOL” JOE: I don’t think anybody says “man” anymore. I think now they say, “hombre,” or “يا رجل.”
JOE BIDEN: BORN IN A LOG CABIN, IN 1733…Oh, wait….
JOE BIDEN: BORN ON THE NEW YORK WATERFRONT IN A ROWBOAT IN 1911…OH, WAIT….
JOE BIDEN: BORN IN A SPEAK EASY BEHIND THE BAR, IN 1929…oh, wait…
JOE BIDEN: BLUE COLLAR LIFEGUARD WITH HAIRY LEGS…oh….
JUST JOE: has been in Government longer than most have been alive (1970—forty-nine years.)
In those seemingly endless decades, he has been wrong about almost everything; he has been a pompous ass; he has lied, cheated, and stolen.
Joe Biden has had extensive dentistry, plastic surgery, and hair plugs (in front only).
But this is in fact what makes him a great Democrat, and eternally re-elected.
Among other Democrat traits, Joe Biden is:
Inventor of, “Just fire a shotgun through the door.”
Racist about 7-11 store owners with a “slight accent.”
Bullshltter, liar, thief, domestic terrorist, senile, aging—literally, transforming in front of our eyes—Ray-Ban® Guy , pushup king, Alzheimer’s patient—Joe Biden for President, 2020.
He’d be Perfect for Democrats. He’s what Democrats love, want, and seem to be fighting for to the death….
The Death Of The Democrat Party As it was formerly known to Harry Truman, and JFK, LBJ, Hubert Humphrey, the great Daniel Moynihan, and other normal Democrats.
“Made it, Ma! Top of the world!”
(James Cagney, WHITE HEAT, 1949.)