What Happened: The Delusional Handmaid’s Tale

Excerpts from Hillary’s latest bodice ripping, romance fantasy, “What Happened“:

“This is not OK, I thought. It was the second presidential debate, and Donald Trump was looming behind me. Two days before, the world heard him brag about groping women. Now we were on a small stage and no matter where I walked, he followed me closely, staring at me, making faces. It was incredibly uncomfortable. He was literally breathing down my neck. My skin crawled.”

Seriously? I’m getting the implication from Hillary that she seriously entertained the idea that, on a publicly televised platform, Donald Trump was going to grope her? Honestly Hill, have you seen his wife? Why would a guy who has Kobe beef and lobster at home want to grab some leftover sauerkraut from the dumpster behind the deli??

“It was one of those moments where you wish you could hit pause and ask everyone watching: ‘Well, what would you do?’ Do you stay calm, keep smiling and carry on as if he weren’t repeatedly invading your space? Or do you turn, look him in the eye, and say loudly and clearly: ‘Back up, you creep, get away from me! I know you love to intimidate women, but you can’t intimidate me, so back up.’”

Are you at all surprised by the inner dialogue Hillary was having? I mean, here is the ‘most qualified person in the history of the Republic to be president’, and instead of focusing like a laser on presenting her case to the country of how to best preserve the nation, she’s having fantasies about Donald Trump groping her? Can you imagine President Hillary sitting across from Vladimir Putin thinking to herself, “My eyes are up here, Buster!” Delusional.

“I chose option A. I kept my cool, aided by a lifetime of difficult men trying to throw me off. I did, however, grip the microphone extra hard. I wonder, though, whether I should have chosen option B. It certainly would have been better TV. Maybe I have overlearned the lesson of staying calm, biting my tongue, digging my fingernails into a clenched fist, smiling all the while, determined to present a (de)composed face to the world.”

There! Fixed it for you! But, really. “A lifetime of difficult men“? Any one particular difficult man in particular?? Maybe her book would sell more copies if it was “What Happened to Cause Me to Stand By My Lying, Cheating Husband, Even While Telling Everyone I was Not a ‘Stand By Your Man’ Kind of Woman”?

Mike a.k.a. Proof writes at Proof Positive

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